http://yourglobalguy.com Comments, paradies, hyperbole targeting global issues; life, liberty and the pursuit of other vanities Fri, 27 Aug 2010 22:40:40 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0.1 http://yourglobalguy.com/180/religious-opiates/r-u-fing-kidding/ http://yourglobalguy.com/180/religious-opiates/r-u-fing-kidding/#comments Fri, 27 Aug 2010 07:26:56 +0000 tlcorbin http://yourglobalguy.com/?p=180 Our national values should be treasured (R U F***ing Kidding?) by tlcorbin To the blogger that raised an implied question with an article, ‘our national values should be treasured,’ that article has officially chaffed my ass sorely.  Anyone commenting for, against or about Islam should first read the Qur’an and the Hadith before making any [...]]]> http://yourglobalguy.com/180/religious-opiates/r-u-fing-kidding/feed/ 0 http://yourglobalguy.com/173/straight-talk/the-truth-is-out-there/ http://yourglobalguy.com/173/straight-talk/the-truth-is-out-there/#comments Mon, 23 Aug 2010 17:58:11 +0000 tlcorbin http://yourglobalguy.com/?p=173 This wonderful clip was emailed to me earlier today and it completely cracked me up; I hope it makes someone smile besides me.  This should be a reflection of everybody’s grandma, it sure could have been mine.  I have no idea where this originated, but to whoever first shared this, “well done.” [ Report Post [...]]]> http://yourglobalguy.com/173/straight-talk/the-truth-is-out-there/feed/ 2 http://yourglobalguy.com/164/mental-masturbation/can-you-say-bullshit/ http://yourglobalguy.com/164/mental-masturbation/can-you-say-bullshit/#comments Tue, 17 Aug 2010 19:04:06 +0000 tlcorbin http://yourglobalguy.com/?p=164 Here is something to help make Obama’s speeches more interesting.  Just print out this page, distribute it to your friends, and go listen…  (Be sure to read directions at the bottom).  This is likely to work for most Democrats now that I think about it, and as much as I’d like to take credit for [...]]]> http://yourglobalguy.com/164/mental-masturbation/can-you-say-bullshit/feed/ 0 http://yourglobalguy.com/155/sleezers-world/bitch-weasel-king-joran-van-der-sloot/ http://yourglobalguy.com/155/sleezers-world/bitch-weasel-king-joran-van-der-sloot/#comments Thu, 03 Jun 2010 06:36:04 +0000 tlcorbin http://yourglobalguy.com/?p=155 By tlcorbin Bitch Weasel King Defined: One of those sneaky, no play losers in a bar that pays the bartender to drop a bomb in a chick’s drink(s) and then rides their stoned asses for the rest of the night; claiming it was consensual, A dickwad who uses daddy’s station in life for a condom, [...]]]> http://yourglobalguy.com/155/sleezers-world/bitch-weasel-king-joran-van-der-sloot/feed/ 2 http://yourglobalguy.com/151/mental-masturbation/the-border-wars-with-mexico-solved/ http://yourglobalguy.com/151/mental-masturbation/the-border-wars-with-mexico-solved/#comments Tue, 01 Jun 2010 18:03:24 +0000 tlcorbin http://yourglobalguy.com/?p=151 By tlcorbin Here we are in 2010 and the ugly face of war has crept into the psyche of Americans living along the southern border.  A border that delineates the boundary of Mexico from that of America has come under attack, again, in the newest round of the war that has already been fought and [...]]]> http://yourglobalguy.com/151/mental-masturbation/the-border-wars-with-mexico-solved/feed/ 0 http://yourglobalguy.com/143/religious-opiates/the-blame-game-a-family-affair/ http://yourglobalguy.com/143/religious-opiates/the-blame-game-a-family-affair/#comments Tue, 01 Jun 2010 02:25:40 +0000 tlcorbin http://yourglobalguy.com/?p=143 By tlcorbin While my siblings and I were growing up, the competition among us for the attention of our parents was at times bizarre in many of its manifestations.  Admittedly our family group was decidedly dysfunctional, a fact that would have been painfully obvious, in the light of even casual scrutiny, by anyone not bereft [...]]]> http://yourglobalguy.com/143/religious-opiates/the-blame-game-a-family-affair/feed/ 0 http://yourglobalguy.com/140/unnatural-politics/obama-raging-for-a-fix/ http://yourglobalguy.com/140/unnatural-politics/obama-raging-for-a-fix/#comments Sun, 30 May 2010 19:21:31 +0000 tlcorbin http://yourglobalguy.com/?p=140 Mr. President, what value is your rage contributing to a solution for stopping up the BP well that is ejaculating very toxic crude oil with abandon, possibly killing one of America’s biggest and most productive estuaries and fishing grounds? Will your raging and organizational skills bring about a coalition of BP officials, green earth advocates, [...]]]> http://yourglobalguy.com/140/unnatural-politics/obama-raging-for-a-fix/feed/ 0 http://yourglobalguy.com/123/religious-opiates/mohammed-prophet-or-cultist/ http://yourglobalguy.com/123/religious-opiates/mohammed-prophet-or-cultist/#comments Sun, 16 May 2010 22:47:50 +0000 tlcorbin http://yourglobalguy.com/?p=123 TLCorbin/Juneau, AK Puppet and Puppet master, more than just friends?  Are these two religious cult fanatics trying to steer the Mideast into a catastrophic war in hopes that in the end, their savior will appear and fulfill prophesies that lead to peace in an all Muslim world?  Well, darn, that would really irritate some others [...]]]> http://yourglobalguy.com/123/religious-opiates/mohammed-prophet-or-cultist/feed/ 3 http://yourglobalguy.com/119/straight-talk/black-sunday/ http://yourglobalguy.com/119/straight-talk/black-sunday/#comments Mon, 22 Mar 2010 20:05:59 +0000 tlcorbin http://yourglobalguy.com/?p=119 This weekend should be noted on all calendars as Black Friday, because we all had front row media seats and an equal opportunity to witness the power of a single party system, the Obama oligarchy now coupled to political history.   Oligarchy is a form of government by the self appointed elite for the elite (my [...]]]> http://yourglobalguy.com/119/straight-talk/black-sunday/feed/ 0 http://yourglobalguy.com/108/straight-talk/another-american-revolution/ http://yourglobalguy.com/108/straight-talk/another-american-revolution/#comments Sun, 21 Mar 2010 00:17:38 +0000 tlcorbin http://yourglobalguy.com/?p=108 Viva la revolution America ~ ink up your voting fingers and loose the power of your vote! Without apology or explanation, politically I am firmly ensconced as a constitutional conservative.  I am neither a republican, democrat, progressive, liberal, conservative, nor rabid in my belief system, although I must confess to a strong affinity with the [...]]]> http://yourglobalguy.com/108/straight-talk/another-american-revolution/feed/ 0 http://yourglobalguy.com/103/straight-talk/my-fellow-overtaxed-citizens/ http://yourglobalguy.com/103/straight-talk/my-fellow-overtaxed-citizens/#comments Sat, 20 Mar 2010 21:52:48 +0000 tlcorbin http://yourglobalguy.com/?p=103 “offer the 31 million uninsured 1 to 5 million cash in lieu of Obama care-it’ll save us money” Every time I listen to debates about the health care bill, the sad plight of 31 million faceless uninsured pop up to the surface and because I am a caring individual, I suggest offering the lot of [...]]]> http://yourglobalguy.com/103/straight-talk/my-fellow-overtaxed-citizens/feed/ 0 http://yourglobalguy.com/93/unnatural-politics/a-suggestion-for-mr-barack-obama/ http://yourglobalguy.com/93/unnatural-politics/a-suggestion-for-mr-barack-obama/#comments Fri, 19 Mar 2010 03:31:03 +0000 tlcorbin http://yourglobalguy.com/?p=93 Mister Obama, I share your concern for the 31 million Americans without the blessings of Obama Care, insurance that will cost US taxpayers trillions of future dollars, a debt burden I will be too old to help pay off when the bill comes due. Granted, I am: a husband, a father and grandfather, a conservative [...]]]> http://yourglobalguy.com/93/unnatural-politics/a-suggestion-for-mr-barack-obama/feed/ 2 http://yourglobalguy.com/84/straight-talk/the-shot-over-the-bow/ http://yourglobalguy.com/84/straight-talk/the-shot-over-the-bow/#comments Wed, 17 Mar 2010 03:03:22 +0000 tlcorbin http://yourglobalguy.com/?p=84 Our democratic representatives in the White House and other houses of government have gone mad.   They have demonstrated that fact by declaring that they are shoving a multi trillion dollar debt attached to their unwanted health care bill up our collective wazoo’s and are then going to further display their contemptuous unmitigated gall by asking [...]]]> http://yourglobalguy.com/84/straight-talk/the-shot-over-the-bow/feed/ 0 http://yourglobalguy.com/71/running-with-sporks/michigan-lessons/ http://yourglobalguy.com/71/running-with-sporks/michigan-lessons/#comments Sat, 23 Jan 2010 08:10:05 +0000 tlcorbin http://yourglobalguy.com/?p=71 Earlier this week, an email that had been forwarded until it finally reached my in-box in Alaska, merited posting; the message, well, it speaks for itself and follows. Emergency Weather Bulletin This text is from a county emergency manager out in the western part of the Upper Peninsula of Michigan after a severe snow storm … [...]]]> http://yourglobalguy.com/71/running-with-sporks/michigan-lessons/feed/ 0 http://yourglobalguy.com/53/nagging-advise/ez-lif/ http://yourglobalguy.com/53/nagging-advise/ez-lif/#comments Sat, 16 Jan 2010 00:21:00 +0000 tlcorbin http://yourglobalguy.com/?p=53 A guy that I know recently got a letter from his son, EZ,  it started out You Asked For It and he then began crying  and bemoaning his life;  he was a professed Christian and wanted to blame God for all of his troubles.  The sad part is that he is in his forties, lacks [...]]]> http://yourglobalguy.com/53/nagging-advise/ez-lif/feed/ 0 http://yourglobalguy.com/45/unnatural-politics/americas-obituary/ http://yourglobalguy.com/45/unnatural-politics/americas-obituary/#comments Mon, 04 Jan 2010 22:45:27 +0000 tlcorbin http://yourglobalguy.com/?p=45 The essential principles of our Government form “the bright constellation which has gone before us and guided our steps.” – Thomas Jefferson  . .  . and then his spirit departed the building, Christmas 2009. A friend emailed the bulk of this message to me today; I added the header image, exchanged the word America for [...]]]> http://yourglobalguy.com/45/unnatural-politics/americas-obituary/feed/ 4 http://yourglobalguy.com/3/dienchanted-orblers-alumni/orble_not_again/ http://yourglobalguy.com/3/dienchanted-orblers-alumni/orble_not_again/#comments Tue, 15 Dec 2009 08:27:38 +0000 tlcorbin http://yourglobalguy.com/?p=3 A short while back, I ran away from what was once a mecca of high intellectual mischief  on a “family friendly” site that sadly, devolved into a war zone.  Progressive vs conservative vs scholar vs atheist vs theist vs right vs wrong vs anything that was even the slightest  bit controversial to a minuscule core [...]]]> http://yourglobalguy.com/3/dienchanted-orblers-alumni/orble_not_again/feed/ 14