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		<title>Sleezer’s Advice to Lady Henrietta Muddling D’Onus</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 30 Oct 2010 00:19:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>tlcorbin</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I really can appreciate the long suffering of the mate-less soul, whose chained vassal is sorely in need of a yanking by any hand other than its owner.  Whose body must now yield to the relentless demands of self preservation, where need has again forced a face off with the demon of gainful employ; black [...]]]></description>
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		<title>What About Haiti?</title>
		<link>http://yourglobalguy.com/319/news/what-about-haiti/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 24 Oct 2010 13:12:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>tlcorbin</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Where are you now Mr. President? People are dying down here in Haiti. Aren’t you the archetype of a messianic leader to the known free world and the apologetically free United States? Aren’t you the all powerful defender of the down trodden who organized diverse communities to take action with the unions against the rich, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Men Needing Adult Supervision</title>
		<link>http://yourglobalguy.com/244/life-style/men-needing-adult-supervision/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 14 Oct 2010 00:32:17 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>tlcorbin</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[In the beginning God said, &#8221; . . . let there be free spirited men to behave stupidly,&#8221; and Shazaam, there were men throughout history  who behaved stupidly and did so with feckless abandon. Shining examples of this mindset were sent to me via an email that had been forwarded multiple times to finally wind [...]]]></description>
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		<title>You Don’t Know Jack!</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 03 Oct 2010 08:46:20 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>tlcorbin</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[This is my pal Jack the un-neutered, ankle humping, cat chasing poop machine and dogged ultra conservative, at least when it comes to all things &#8216;Jack&#8217;. He is a comedian of the rarest sort, his humor is natural, unpolished and always spontaneous; he loves to play to crowds and short peoples.  And trust me, he [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Phat Bear</title>
		<link>http://yourglobalguy.com/199/news/phat-bear/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 23 Sep 2010 05:38:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>tlcorbin</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[This is a neighborhood friend, his name is Phat Bear, well that is what I call him and it works for me.  This black bear is a regular visitor to my yard and porch.  He has killed my porch gate three times now and has eaten enough birdseed to bankrupt a rich man.  He weighs [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Truth is Out There</title>
		<link>http://yourglobalguy.com/173/news/the-truth-is-out-there/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 23 Aug 2010 17:58:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>tlcorbin</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[This wonderful clip was emailed to me earlier today and it completely cracked me up; I hope it makes someone smile besides me.  This should be a reflection of everybody&#8217;s grandma, it sure could have been mine.  I have no idea where this originated, but to whoever first shared this, &#8220;well done.&#8221; [ Report Post [...]]]></description>
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		<title>A Suggestion for Mr Barack Obama</title>
		<link>http://yourglobalguy.com/93/news/a-suggestion-for-mr-barack-obama/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 19 Mar 2010 03:31:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>tlcorbin</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Mister Obama, I share your concern for the 31 million Americans without the blessings of Obama Care, insurance that will cost US taxpayers trillions of future dollars, a debt burden I will be too old to help pay off when the bill comes due. Granted, I am: a husband, a father and grandfather, a conservative [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Lesson From Michigan</title>
		<link>http://yourglobalguy.com/71/news/michigan-lessons/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 23 Jan 2010 08:10:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>tlcorbin</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Earlier this week, an email that had been forwarded until it finally reached my in-box in Alaska, merited posting; the message, well, it speaks for itself and follows. Emergency Weather Bulletin This text is from a county emergency manager out in the western part of the Upper Peninsula of Michigan after a severe snow storm &#8230; [...]]]></description>
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		<title>EZ n Life</title>
		<link>http://yourglobalguy.com/53/life-style/ez-lif/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 16 Jan 2010 00:21:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>tlcorbin</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A guy that I know recently got a letter from his son, EZ,  it started out You Asked For It and he then began crying  and bemoaning his life;  he was a professed Christian and wanted to blame God for all of his troubles.  The sad part is that he is in his forties, lacks [...]]]></description>
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		<title>America’s Obituary</title>
		<link>http://yourglobalguy.com/45/news/americas-obituary/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 04 Jan 2010 22:45:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>tlcorbin</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The essential principles of our Government form &#8220;the bright constellation which has gone before us and guided our steps.&#8221; – Thomas Jefferson  . .  . and then his spirit departed the building, Christmas 2009. A friend emailed the bulk of this message to me today; I added the header image, exchanged the word America for [...]]]></description>
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