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		<title>Do You Know About the Sextillion Stars</title>
		<link>http://yourglobalguy.com/451/miscellaneous/do-you-know-about-the-sextillion-stars/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 07 Dec 2010 02:21:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>tlcorbin</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[When most of us hear a combination of words like sextillion and stars, what pops into our overly active and imaginative minds?  Why Hollywood of course, because we are crassly biased and worse, many, many, many of us are sexually deranged as a direct result of drug enhanced libidos inflamed by weekly episodes of dirty [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Commenting the Mid Term Elections through Clenched Teeth</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 04 Nov 2010 19:55:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>tlcorbin</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[As a passionate political observer and skeptic, I am able to sum up the results and the collective mindset of most voters that turned out for this particular midterm election: take your progressive programs and shove it, you first Mr. President.  He was so confident about the outcome of the elections that he got even [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Sleezer’s Advice to Lady Henrietta Muddling D’Onus</title>
		<link>http://yourglobalguy.com/351/life-style/sleezer%e2%80%99s-advice-to-lady-henrietta-muddling-d%e2%80%99onus/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 30 Oct 2010 00:19:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>tlcorbin</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I really can appreciate the long suffering of the mate-less soul, whose chained vassal is sorely in need of a yanking by any hand other than its owner.  Whose body must now yield to the relentless demands of self preservation, where need has again forced a face off with the demon of gainful employ; black [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Liberal and Conservative Shills</title>
		<link>http://yourglobalguy.com/304/news/liberal-and-conservative-shills/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 17 Oct 2010 16:40:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>tlcorbin</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://yourglobalguy.com/?p=304</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Pssst, hey buddy, just when did sanity and civility leave the political system? I must remind you self declared web pundits that history belongs to the victor, particularly when it involves politics and politicians.   Normally warring countries could be included among the revisionists, but it is still largely the politicians that manipulated ignorance into warfare, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Men Needing Adult Supervision</title>
		<link>http://yourglobalguy.com/244/life-style/men-needing-adult-supervision/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 14 Oct 2010 00:32:17 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>tlcorbin</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://yourglobalguy.com/?p=244</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[In the beginning God said, &#8221; . . . let there be free spirited men to behave stupidly,&#8221; and Shazaam, there were men throughout history  who behaved stupidly and did so with feckless abandon. Shining examples of this mindset were sent to me via an email that had been forwarded multiple times to finally wind [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Truth is Out There</title>
		<link>http://yourglobalguy.com/173/news/the-truth-is-out-there/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 23 Aug 2010 17:58:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>tlcorbin</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[This wonderful clip was emailed to me earlier today and it completely cracked me up; I hope it makes someone smile besides me.  This should be a reflection of everybody&#8217;s grandma, it sure could have been mine.  I have no idea where this originated, but to whoever first shared this, &#8220;well done.&#8221; [ Report Post [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Can you say Bullshit</title>
		<link>http://yourglobalguy.com/164/news/can-you-say-bullshit/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 17 Aug 2010 19:04:06 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>tlcorbin</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Here is something to help make Obama&#8217;s speeches more interesting.  Just print out this page, distribute it to your friends, and go listen&#8230;  (Be sure to read directions at the bottom).  This is likely to work for most Democrats now that I think about it, and as much as I’d like to take credit for [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Border Wars with Mexico Solved</title>
		<link>http://yourglobalguy.com/151/news/the-border-wars-with-mexico-solved/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 01 Jun 2010 18:03:24 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>tlcorbin</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[By tlcorbin Here we are in 2010 and the ugly face of war has crept into the psyche of Americans living along the southern border.  A border that delineates the boundary of Mexico from that of America has come under attack, again, in the newest round of the war that has already been fought and [...]]]></description>
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		<title>A Suggestion for Mr Barack Obama</title>
		<link>http://yourglobalguy.com/93/news/a-suggestion-for-mr-barack-obama/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 19 Mar 2010 03:31:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>tlcorbin</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Mister Obama, I share your concern for the 31 million Americans without the blessings of Obama Care, insurance that will cost US taxpayers trillions of future dollars, a debt burden I will be too old to help pay off when the bill comes due. Granted, I am: a husband, a father and grandfather, a conservative [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Shot Over the Bow of the People</title>
		<link>http://yourglobalguy.com/84/news/the-shot-over-the-bow/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 17 Mar 2010 03:03:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>tlcorbin</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Our democratic representatives in the White House and other houses of government have gone mad.   They have demonstrated that fact by declaring that they are shoving a multi trillion dollar debt attached to their unwanted health care bill up our collective wazoo’s and are then going to further display their contemptuous unmitigated gall by asking [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Orble, I warned ya, I Ain’t Gonna Take It Anymore</title>
		<link>http://yourglobalguy.com/3/life-style/orble_not_again/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 15 Dec 2009 08:27:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>tlcorbin</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A short while back, I ran away from what was once a mecca of high intellectual mischief  on a &#8220;family friendly&#8221; site that sadly, devolved into a war zone.  Progressive vs conservative vs scholar vs atheist vs theist vs right vs wrong vs anything that was even the slightest  bit controversial to a minuscule core [...]]]></description>
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