Jun. 1, 2010 | Mental Masturbation | |

The Border Wars with Mexico Solved

By tlcorbin

Here we are in 2010 and the ugly face of war has crept into the psyche of Americans living along the southern border.  A border that delineates the boundary of Mexico from that of America has come under attack, again, in the newest round of the war that has already been fought and was won by America in 1848, and once by the former republic of Texas in 1836.  But don’t feel bad for Mexico; although they lost Texas and ceded California, Nevada, Utah, Arizona and New Mexico, they got 15 million dollars for the exchange.  This was a boat load of cash in those days (about $382092622.07 in 2009 dollars and land sold for as little as $0.125 an acre), and would have slaked even the greediest of politicians had it not been for the discovery of gold in California and later in Nevada; that galled them where they lived, right in the pocket book.

Well, true to human nature, some Mexicans still hold grudges and refuse to recognize that they lost the war, and that ‘to the victor belong the spoils and text book history.’  So, they’ve been trying to take back their lost lands via insidious migration into the USA (annexation by one undocumented immigrant at a time until they have the voting power to rule) and they pay well for the opportunity.  The Mexican government gets 17 billion plus US dollars in remittances annually now, surpassing foreign investments in the country by a long shot and god only knows how much is made by the drug trade; that’s likely to be in the 10’s of billions also.  What happens to all of those dollars?  Those dollars get spent and cycled into the Mexican economy and private political accounts.  Perhaps that’s why Felipe is upset with Border States enforcing US Federal immigration laws; it is very harmful to the financial well being of Mexico and his retirement fund.

My suggestion to end all of this border chaos is twofold.  First, remind the posturing border rats (see photo) about the outcome of the Zoot Suit Riots of 1943 in LA California, and suggest that they resist the temptation to insult the people, the sovereignty and laws of America; and finally, let’s open the Mexican border and invite them all in, why not?  They are coming here anyway and rather than fight off the inevitable, why don’t we offer them all jobs or welfare checks, free medical, education, dental, full social security benefits and housing while we are at it.  So that when the last Mexican crosses over the border, rather than turn off the lights and allow the land to return to a desert wasteland, we then annex the country and turn it in to a penal colony for America and the former country of Mexico.  We could name it Nuevo Australia.

As a huge penal colony with a small southern border close to South America, we can easily wall up that southern border and place stern warning signs on its Northern border to contain its inhabitants and ship all three genders of our miscreants to the region; the rapists, strong arm men, the pedophiles, the drugs dealers, the ugly prostitutes, con men, the cattle rustlers, career thieves, the gang bangers, robbers, embezzlers, existing prisoners and death row inmates, progressive socialists and crooked politicians into the area to serve life time sentences; there they can live as free as they want to be, scrounging materials, building shelters-tools-makeshift weapons for hunting and preying upon their own, farming, ranching, taking each other as sex slaves and learning to care for themselves.  Ah, that would demonstrate to the world how progressive we have become.

In the meantime, in the utopian ‘open America,’ we will all kick back to enjoy the fruits of life in our politically mandated nanny state until the day someone notices that there aren’t any workers left to pay the costs for our carefree lifestyle and then what?

Now we have a problem.

Why don’t some of you politicians, on both sides of the border, set down and really consider the value of America and Mexico, their unique cultures and our collective freedoms, why would any of you want to forgo the passage of a real legacy to our future generations?

Mexico you have lost your independence and self reliance, are you willing to forgo self governance.  Once before you were nearly annexed by America, if that is what you want, petition for it.  As it is, you’re fast becoming a nation of thieves and beggars demanding something for nothing.

America, you have booted god (big G) out of our lives to satisfy a few progressive atheists and lost your moral compass as a result, cronyism and progressive socialism is certain failure, return to the core values of our founders, close the borders to open mass migration and open the doors to immigration.  Streamline the immigration system so that from start to finish the process takes 6 months; all new immigrants will get entered into the same data banks and when we run into those criminal elements we can deal with them legally and constitutionally.

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